someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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