took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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