Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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