he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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