Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize
