Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Terrible idea I love it
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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