i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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