I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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