this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I currently don't understand fingers.
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