At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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