So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
