I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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