afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
it's great music for shaving your balls
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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