Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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