Sry I called you an 8
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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