id be glad to
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i came on her dog
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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