TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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