maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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