piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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