I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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