i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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