I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
