i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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