But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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