Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Come share oat with me in your robe
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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