But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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