I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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