if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
they're like a gay fantastic four
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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