That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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