Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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