I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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