Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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