I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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