She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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