i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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