I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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