im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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