big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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