Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
