btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
dude i'm inner monologue high
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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