I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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