awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I believe in your delicious
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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