Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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