I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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