sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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