Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just gargled with NyQuil
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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