At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I'm really busy with my period
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