Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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