For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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