Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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