we have officially lost it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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